“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Dornoch


‘Hey Rick, I’d like to see Suzi tackle Pumpkinhead in your new book. I don’t care how you describe me as long as you don’t refer to me as a stupid cattle shagging yokel from Arizona! Many Thanks, Sam Stander.’
Well Sam, anyone who comes up with a great suggestion like Pumpkinhead certainly isn’t stupid and one can only wonder at the thrill you experience as you gaze out at those vast herds of horny heifers, your trusty lasso in one hand and a big bar of lard in the other.
Now, you’re all probably wondering if Sam is related to Flagstaff’s notorious Bob Stander, the man held responsible for emptying the Arizona Plains of bison back in the 19th century. As Ben managed to do this without firing a single shot and was known by the local Indians as ‘Bull Buggering Bob’ it’s pretty safe to say he is.
So, as Sam imitates those 19th century bison and quickly hustles his puckering arsehole over the border to Nevada please take a moment to drink in this beautiful painting. Then buy it!