“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Cleethorpes


As you can see, I’ve made this Suzi painting a little less sexy than the others in the series. This is due to my editor (Brycie) insisting I clean up the last submission (Suzi Goes To Bridlington) because an American distributor found it offensive. As the filthy version was already hanging on some perverts wall in California, Suzi had to be ‘de-nippled’ in Photoshop. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Oh well, we’ve still got a nice set of buns on show here, so snap this beauty up before they make me stick an anorak on her!