“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Center Parcs


“You didn’t like it there, did you Suzi?” smiles Rick.
“No, I flipping didn’t” groans Suzi, rubbing her bottom “but I must say I’m much happier now that I’ve finally had it off!”
Yep, Suzi has finally got around to having that Kiss tattoo removed, which is good news for me because I’m sick and tired of painting it!
Here we see Suzi once again enjoying a week-end break with her nice Uncle Rick. Unlike her 19 other trips where she got brutally ravaged by B’ movie sea monsters, this time she’s on dry land at Center Parcs.
What could possibly go wrong?