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Suzi Goes To Bude

£30.00

Thanks goes to Samuel Riley for suggesting ‘RATS: Night Of Terror’. Sam has had a thing about rodents ever since that hamster dropped out of his bottom at summer camp. Obviously the little fella (who Sam affectionately named ‘Fudge’) had escaped from a nearby household and was looking for somewhere to ‘hole’ up.
At least that’s what Sam told Animal Welfare.
Since that fateful day several other woodland creatures have followed Fudge’s example which explains why Sam is currently in hospital having a grizzly bear removed.
Oh, sorry; I mean ferret.