“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Goes To Bagnor


As most of the Suzi pieces I’ve created feature tears, snot and swift and blinding violence it’s nice to go for something tasteful this time around. Hey, it’s tasteful for me! We have Dan McElroy of Spokane to thank for this painting’s subject matter. His suggestion of the killer crocodile from Rogue will get him a personalised message at the front of the book and a humiliating mention in the picture’s description.
Talking of which, Mr McElroy took issue with me mentioning that he recently had a gerbil removed from his lower bowel. It was in fact the top half of a Malibu Barbie Doll and Dan is presently seeking damages from Mattell for not fixing the legs on tight enough.