“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Gets A Gobfull


Although ‘Scream Along With Suzi’ is more tongue in cheek than my last book it’s taking considerably more effort because it’s an imagionary magazine hosted by an imagionary girl and I need to create specific images for a lot of it’s pages. This for instance, is just one that I’ve had to do for the letter’s pages; I need to do two more, then one for the editorial, one for the acknowledgments……all in frikking oil paint!
I’m not complaining of course; I love painting sexy women, but just because I enjoy it doesn’t make it any easier. Still, my pain is your gain because you’ll soon be getting tons of Suzi’s to bid on. Don’t get bored with her though; I need to sell the flipping book!