“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Walking Dead

£30.00

This beauty has been done for Suzi’s new book tentatively entitled ‘Scream Along With Suzi’. I’ve still got a bunch of your suggestions left regarding ‘B’ movie scenarios for Suzi to be rendered in and I hope to get them all painted over the next 3 months. Well, not Frank Nelson’s idea of ‘Suzi Does Champion The Wonder Horse’ because (a) Ebay would ban me if I tried to list that sort of picture here and (b) Champion The Wonder Horse was a TV series not a ‘B’ movie.
Still, Frank’s detailed description certainly threw up an artistic challenge for me (and a physical one for Suzi!) so if I do a follow up book featuring Suzi’s farmyard pals I might take a shot at it.
By the way, if you’d like to converse with Frank, the sick bastard can found in Wetherspoons (Stratford-Upon-Avon) most lunchtimes or flashing Japanese tourists outside William Shakespeare’s house after the sun goes down.