“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Thing That Could Not Die


SUZI SAYS: Please, let’s have no crass comments about me displaying my excellent head! The poor chap in this painting is Gideon Drew. Sadly he was beheaded 400 years ago for sorcery and naturally he’s been ticked off about it ever since. I met him at a Dark Side soccer game where he literally landed in my lap after being booted off the crossbar during a penalty shoot out. Naturally I rescued him from the indignity of being used as a football and he now sits proudly atop my desk with a couple of 2B’s up his nose, living the dream as a novelty pencil holder.