Suzi Does The Terminator
Despite the odd complaining letter, Suzi has wormed her way into the hearts of many a Dark Side reader and judging by the amount of books and prints she’s selling, her popularity is at an all time high. I doubt if this is all down to the sexy nature of her paintings though, because my Poster Girls paintings were just as cheeky but didn’t do anywhere near as well.
I think Suzi’s appeal went up after she applied for the job as Ghoulish Publishing tea girl and then went on to host her own excessively priced magazine, which of course, is really a book (see below). Since then, her column has pretty much written itself. Which is a good job, because I can’t write worth a flip! Anyway, in the next issue she’s either tangling with the Blob or this guy and as neither Arnie nor the Blob have much of a vocabulary even a dyslexic chump like me shouldn’t be able to mess it up!