“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Mummy


Boy, it’s nearly 40 degrees here in jolly old England which is a record for us. I’ve pretty much been wilting away in my garden studio (shed!) creating this beauty but I think all the sweat and tears were worth it. Mind you, us old farts have to be careful in really hot weather because we’re prone to just keeling over and kicking it. Fortunately, here in the U.K. we have an excellent national health system so once the temperatures get above 25 degrees all us old guy’s get hot, nubile nurses who squirt plenty of fluids into us.
OK, that’s a lie, but if I was prime minister, hot nubile squirting nurses would definitely be a reality. At least for me; XXXX everyone else!