Suzi Does The Mole Man
SUZI SAYS: The Mole Man is one of the oldest residents down here at Dark Side Towers and a really nice chap. My editor, Brycie, employs him to spy on my main competitor, Samantha Squirt, who runs Shudders and Udders magazine. She’s recently launched a new Sci-Fi magazine entitled ‘Assroid Eclipse’ which is quite an apt title considering the humongous size of her ass.
But that’s all by the by, Moley has informed us that Samantha’s hoping to get an exclusive interview with the Metaluna Mutant so I’ve got to nip in and convince him that he’d be better off talking to Infinity than a slapper infested, titty strewn rag like Shudders and Udders.
Or at least agree to appear in MY slapper infested, titty strewn rag!