“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Minotaur



Hi guys, Suzi here! Yep, I know I’m supposed to be back in 1976 hanging out with the Rolling Stones but I glazed a batch of doughnuts with some powdered sugar that I found in Keith’s guitar case so Brycie had to fire up his Tardis and bring me home. FAST!!! But that’s all just tearfully snorted pastries under the bridge; this painting is of me, so despite being banned I’ve still managed to grab myself a few inches. And like I told Mick in ‘76, a few inches is better than no inches at all!