“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Kraken


Out of all the paintings I do, Suzi ones are easily the toughest. But as I need to create at least 50 of ’em for her next book (Suzi Screams Again) I’ve got no choice but to buckle down and get cracking. Or in this case Kraken!!!!

Oh, by the way, Scream Along With Suzi is now down to the last 24 copies. Yes, it is basically just 215 pages of hand rendered smut but don’t come crying to me when they’ve all gone and you have to fork out 200 quid for a copy!