“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Killer Tomatoes

£30.00

Suzi Does The Killer Tomatoes was suggested by notorious Scottish sheep shagger Dave McKay. Not that the sheep have to be Scottish, he’ll shag whichever nationality happens to be handy! Anyway, as soon as he sent in this suggestion I thought ‘Wow, what a great idea; Dave McKay is certainly an imaginative fellow.’

Then, after two solid days painting frikking tomatoes I thought ‘Dave McKay, what a XXXX!!!!!’