“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Hydra

£30.00

David Mills suggested this painting whilst queuing up outside his favourite STD clinic in Southport. Despite being doubled up with yet another debilitating case of syphilis, David bravely messaged me and apologised for being too broke to bid on the original artwork due to his crippling ointment costs.

No problem, Dave, you’ll be getting a free print for your trouble. It should look real nice hanging next to all the free posters they’ve given you down at the clinic! I hear the gonorrhea one is especially stunning!