“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Fly


With the last few issues of Scream Along With Suzi nearly gone, I’m gearing up for another smut filled summer cranking out dozens of politically incorrect oils for the sequel ‘Suzi Screams Again’. The problem this time around is that I’m running out of ‘B’ movie monsters for her to tackle so if you guys have any suggestions send ’em in. Naturally you’ll be thanked and credited on the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS page. Of course, if you’re one of the poor sods who got humiliatingly credited in the first book you might want to give it a miss this time around!