“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does The Fifty Foot Woman

£30.00

Suzi might not be everyone’s cup of sluts but she sells enough books and magazines to keep me in grade ‘A’ oil paint so I’m hard at work on her next scintillating tome. Following hard on the heels of Scream Along With Suzi (now sold out) and Suzi Screams Again, ‘A Fist Full Of Suzi’ should be ready to soil your shelves about this time next year.
Yep, I know that’s a long time to wait, but it takes a lot of paintings to fill a Suzi book so you smut loving bums will just have to be patient!