“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Spider Head The Thing


SUZI SAYS: This painting has been done mostly from Uncle Rick’s imagination because John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ would never be invited down to Dark Side Towers; we have enough trouble with the Killer Shrews let alone a sadistic shape shifting rotter like the Thing! Next up Uncle Rick will be doing a nice Frankenstein painting then another of me in which I meet the Wicked Witch Of The West. I’d like to say that one will be done in the best possible taste but of course, it won’t. Still, at least I won’t be freezing my arse off in it like in this one!