“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Rawhead Rex Two

£30.00

Never in a million years would I want to be a digital artist. When I’m done with a painting I want to hold a physical object in my hand (and the painting!) not just sit there looking at a bunch of pixels. But occasionally I envy the Photoshop guys and Suzi Does Rawhead Rex is one of those times. When I wasn’t mucking up the signs I was mucking up the castle; it would have been great to just visit Google images, load up a pic of a castle, hit it with a filter and then copy and paste some text on those signs.

But then again digital art isn’t worth squat and oil paintings go for jillions of dollars although sadly, not mine! Oh well, when I’m dead I’ll probably clean or at least you will if you were lucky enough to snaffle this stupendous illustration for issue 211 of the Dark Side!