“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Mr Barlow


I’m going to enjoy Mr Barlow and he’s going to enjoy me! Well, not really; the poor old dude’s about a thousand years old so it’s all he can do to keep his chin up let alone anything else. Mind you, he’s a kinky old so and so as you can see from this painting. As this was the last photo shoot for my book I was hoping to go out with something classy but that got scuppered as soon as Mr B turned up with his flipping rope.
Still, it could have been worse; at least he forgot the saddle and tail. You really don’t want to know where he sticks the tail!