Suzi Does Mr Barlow

I’m going to enjoy Mr Barlow and he’s going to enjoy me! Well, not really; the poor old dude’s about a thousand years old so it’s all he can do to keep his chin up let alone anything else. Mind you, he’s a kinky old so and so as you can see from this painting. As this was the last photo shoot for my book I was hoping to go out with something classy but that got scuppered as soon as Mr B turned up with his flipping rope.
Still, it could have been worse; at least he forgot the saddle and tail. You really don’t want to know where he sticks the tail!