“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Medusa


Suzi Does Medusa was painted while I was on holiday in Turkey and the toughest part of the process was hiding it from the maid! By the way, I had a customer message me asking why Suzi is ‘as God intended’ in some paintings and not in others. The reason Suzi’s…..um……’lady garden’ keeps disappearing and reappearing is because The Dark Side would be banned from some stores if she was caught flashing it there. Suzi’s book has about as much chance of being displayed in Borders as The Big Bumper Book Of Gerbilphilia so I can paint her rude bits how I dam’ well like!