“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does King Kong


This beauty has been created for issue 210 of the Dark side magazine and also for Suzi’s next book ‘Suzi Screams Again’. Once again you guys are helping me out by suggesting ‘B’ movie monsters for Suzi to tackle which is a bit surprising as you were all brutally humiliated in her last book for doing the same thing!

Next up Suzi will be doing some Killer Tomatoes which were suggested by roaring great Scottish pisshead David McKay. Dave was seriously libeled in Scream Along With Suzi after being kind enough to suggest Robot Monster. Next time we’ll accuse him of humping sheep or that ugly bird in Dornoch.