“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Freddy Krueger


This isn’t the prettiest face I’ve ever put on Suzi but I got the expression I was after so I decided not to mess with it. Suzi used to be the most difficult character to paint even before she landed the job of tea girl job down at Dark Side Towers; now she’s even more of a pain because it takes an entire day just to plonk in the castle and moat.
And I honestly don’t why I bother because I’m pretty sure most of you pervy sods don’t even notice the £&^%$£% castle and moat!