“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Dracula


The first thing you’ll notice in this piece is that I haven’t rendered a perfect likeness of anyone living or dead. Of course, there’s several reasons for this, the main one being I’m shite at likenesses! Also, I can’t put real people in Suzi’s paintings without getting their permission and obviously nobody famous wants to be inserted into one of Suzi’s smutty scenarios, apart from fellow Dark Side contributor and obvious perv, Tony Earnshaw, who’s begging to get into one!