“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Darkman


Darkman was a bit taken aback when Suzi asked if he’d like to stroll down to the moat and see her Willy (although rather worryingly, he went anyway) but as all Suzi fans know, Willy is her pet giant squid. Agreed, it’s all a bit ambiguous, but asking Dark Side Towers visitors if they’d like to pat her Kracken was even more confusing and led to Spider-Man being thrown off the tour bus.
“Totally worth it!” he roared, as he sniffed…um… skipped off down the road “It took 20 frikken’ years to get that far with Mary Jane!”