“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does Audrey

£30.00

Once again we have legendary p*sshead Dave McKay to thank for this one. Normally I wouldn’t include two suggestions by the same guy in Suzi’s new book but Audrey from Little Shop Of Horrors is such a great idea that I have to. Also, it’s the least I can do after Dave went to the trouble of lifting his face out of the vomit long enough to email it in.

Well done, Dave. Now XXXX off and give someone else a chance!