“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does An American Werewolf In London


I’m down to the last 74 Scream Along With Suzi books so it’s time to start cranking out paintings for the sequel (predictably entitled Suzi Screams Again!) As all the illustrations in my books are rendered in oil it takes about a year to put each one together but on the plus side you’ve got plenty of time to save up the big twenty quid price tag!

Amazingly, Scream Along With Suzi is selling out faster than both my two previous books which proves that (a) she’s a very popular girl and (b) my customers are every bit as twisted as myself!