“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Does A Mermaid

£30.00

I chickened out a bit on this one because originally it was going to be Suzi Does Splash. However, as I didn’t fancy being sued silly by either Daryl Hannah or Walt Disney I made my own, somewhat evil mermaid up instead. Mind you, it’s doubtful if Miss Hannah gives a flying flip about what I paint and I’m pretty sure Walt isn’t lying in his (rumoured) cryogenic chamber dreaming about being awarded my prestigious Berlingo van in a successful lawsuit!