“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Suzi Bakes Brownies

£30.00

Not sure how to describe this one, so it’s probably better if I don’t! If you’re lucky enough to win this classy (!) original oil, I’ll send you issue 214 when it comes out and everything will make sense. It’ll still be offensive but it’ll make sense!