Regular readers of my Dark Side column (Yves from Belgium, Paul Yates and some woman in Frinton) will know that Suzi is my fictitious 18 year old niece. Despite not being real she’s actually managed to garner more fans than me (5!) and this piece has been done for the opening page to her chapter in my new book. I’ve also got to write another Suzi article for issue 191 of DS and as she’s already been attacked by giant crabs in Frinton, a mutant octopus in Bridlington, humanoids from the deep in Margate, giant leeches in Cleethorpes and a humungous python in Tenby I think it’s time Jaws turned up in Scarborough. Give me 3 days though, it’s gonna be a bugger to paint!