“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Splatter Times Don Farmer


This is the first of several paintings that I’ve been commissioned to create for the cover and interior pages of a new book about cult magazine ‘SPLATTER TIMES’ and it’s founder, exploitative film director Donald Farmer. Soon to follow will be the 2nd illustration; the sleazy alien sex scene from Xtro and then Bobbie Bresee spilling out all over the place in Mausoleum. Pure filth. Thank God my mum’s not still about to see how low I’ve sunk. It’s at times like this when I wish I hadn’t p*ssed off Arrow Video!