Spawn Of The Slithis

I’ve got a confession to make; I’m a sucker for movies that feature big men staggering around in rubber monster suits. It’s all a bit worrying to be honest, because none of these clumsy buggers make particularly convincing monsters; pretty ludicrous ones really. So what’s the appeal?
Darned if I know; maybe I’ve spent the last 20 years painting hundreds of naked women simply to disguise my true passion, which is an insane lust for sticky anonymous guys who slosh around in their own sweat!
This oil painting has been created on heavyweight Canson 16 ½” X 11 ¾” canvas oil paper and comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity. It will be posted in a strong, wide tube and will of course be tracked and fully insured.