“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Soledad Alla Prima


This is one of those paintings that I wake up to the next day and think ‘damn, that’s good’. Unfortunately, whenever I think that the picture winds up dying a death and slinking off Ebay to the sounds of its own footsteps!

With a bit of luck that won’t happen with Soledad but as you all know, recent events have made this a really lousy time to be in business so I’m bracing myself for a less than thrilling result. Still, at the risk of sounding too wet, I hope you’re all taking care to stay safe and if you get a bargain or two at my expense it won’t be the end of the world.

It’ll still p*ss me off though!!!