“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



“My God!” you’re thinking “look at the side of that blonde’s arse!” I know! I really don’t know what makes me do it, it’s not as though I spent all my friskiest years seeking out girls with fat arses. OK, I did. Never managed to get any! Seriously though, you could park a Harley in this one!