“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Slave

£30.00

“My God!” you’re thinking “look at the side of that blonde’s arse!” I know! I really don’t know what makes me do it, it’s not as though I spent all my friskiest years seeking out girls with fat arses. OK, I did. Never managed to get any! Seriously though, you could park a Harley in this one!