“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Satanic Rites Of Dracula


Slightly better than Scars of Dracula but still nowhere near as good as the early Hammer’s, Satanic Rites did at least offer up some top totty although Joanna Lumley exudes all the sensuality of Pippi Longstocking! In her defense, as Peter Cushing’s granddaughter she could hardly come on like Lady Gaga. Wish she had though!