“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Rosalba Neri


A few of you guys are starting to message me requests for my Scream Queen Collection which is great; keep ’em coming! Rosalba Neri is one such suggestion and she was great fun to paint apart from the fact her likeness isn’t a million miles away from that of my ex wife. Still, I braced myself and painted bravely on after convincing myself that not all Italian girls probably wang their husbands over the head with heavy saucepans full of spaghetti. Mind you, that woman sure could cook great spaghetti!