“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Reptilicus 2

£30.00

Yep, I know what you’re thinking “Where’s this frikking scene in Reptilicus!!??” Well, I’m going to let in on a little secret, something that all us contributors at Ghoulish Publishing have kept to ourselves. The owner, Brycie, is a bit tight with his money. “Surely not?” I can hear you all squeal, but yes, it is true. Therefore, as much as would have liked to have painted the cast of Reptilicus gazing up at Denmark’s sweeping azure skies I’ve had to go down the more commercial route and toss in some topless Danish totty instead.