“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Red Sonja


The best thing I can say about the English seaside resort of Gt Yarmouth is that given a choice between spending 3 days there or sitting here for 3 days with my face in a fan, I’d probably choose Yarmouth. However, my wife has decided we should hire out a caravan and treat our grandchildren to a long week-end of nipple stiffening cold east winds and the splendid aroma of greasy food cooked in oil that was probably last changed in 1997.
Not that I’m in a bad mood about it. As I’m off to short break hell with a bunch of people who’ll still spend bravely whether I’ve earned anything or not, I figure I better bring out the big guns and paint something with a strong fan base.
I’ll admit that I’d never heard of Red Sonja but apparently she’s a pretty popular comic book character so here she is casually watching her slain victim getting further duffed up by a pair of buzzards.
Heck, he’s having an even worse time than I’m about to!