“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Poster Girls Tremors


Every time one of my Poster Girls paintings performs dismally on Ebay I swear I’ll quit the series and paint more Bela Lugosi’s instead. Then, just like that stupid dog who keeps sticking his face in a fan I sit right down and bang one out again.
It’s true, I just can’t help myself; I really, really love the series. If someone else was doing ’em I’d buy the lot. And I’d get ’em cheap too, because I’m the only bugger who likes them!