“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Poster Girls Tremors

£30.00

Every time one of my Poster Girls paintings performs dismally on Ebay I swear I’ll quit the series and paint more Bela Lugosi’s instead. Then, just like that stupid dog who keeps sticking his face in a fan I sit right down and bang one out again.
It’s true, I just can’t help myself; I really, really love the series. If someone else was doing ’em I’d buy the lot. And I’d get ’em cheap too, because I’m the only bugger who likes them!