“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

POSTER GIRLS PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

£30.00

I’ve got to dash my description off a tad quickly for this one because my Hammer Horror book cover has upset one or two folks and I’ve got create another one a bit sharpish. Apparently some prospective buyers were surprised by the’trashy’ salacious feel to the cover (Doh, look who Ghoulish Publishing commissioned to paint it!) and so I’ve got to go down a safer route. Oh well, it’s not the worst thing that’s ever happened to me although it does mean I’ve got to take 3 days off from my excellent Poster Girls Series.
Talking of which, here’s the latest, Plan 9 From Outer Space! True, Plan 9 might be the worst movie of all time but you’ve got to be a real miserable so and so not to love it!