“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



I’m supposed to be working on a book cover this week but I did a rough sketch for this Critters piece a few days ago and couldn’t wait to paint it. Now it’s done I should tackle that cover but I’ve also done roughs of The Black Scorpion and The Screaming Skull and I’m busting to get cracking on them too. Still, it’s no good being a baby about it. Just because it’s a lot more fun to paint big titties and old posters than it is to paint Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee doesn’t mean I should be turning down good paying jobs.
Mind you, this book cover job is for my Dark Side editor, Brycie, who’s tighter than a gnat’s chuff so I’ll probably get paid in doughnuts!