“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Poster Girls Crab Monsters


Attack Of The Crab Monsters comes in at number 17 in my Poster Girls Series and it better do better than the other 16 or I’ll send my wife around to give you a slap! Seriously, I can’t believe you bums aren’t as crazy about these Poster Girl pieces as I am; I think they’re by far the best designed paintings I do. For some reason though, they just haven’t taken off as well as my other erotic horror stuff has.
Still, I love doing ’em and as I’ve got a bunch of them sketched onto expensive oil paper you’ll be subjected to plenty more whether you like them or not!