“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Poster Girls Black Scorpion


This is a bit of a quickie I admit, but there’s a big magazine article coming out on my Poster Girls series and I needed to get this final painting in by today. Fortunately I didn’t have to go looking for a model because my wife found this snap on my phone of my 18 year old niece, Suzi, searching for her contact lens.
Luckily Sally neglected to ram the phone fully home so Dr Phist had little trouble retrieving it from between my butt cheeks and soon I was putting the finishing touches to this superb piece!