“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

POSTER GIRLS 3 BENEATH THE SEA

£30.00

The great fantasy artist Frank Frazetta once remarked that he could happily paint fannies all day long. Being English I was somewhat taken aback by this statement until I Googled ‘Frank’s Fannies’ and discovered that he was referring to women’s bottoms.

Anyway, it’s a good job Frank did enjoy painting arses all day because that’s how long they take to do, especially if baby’s got back and you could probably park a Harley in this one!