“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Pitch Black


Well, it looks like I really fu….. mucked up Simone Simon! Either that or none of you perverts like paintings of nice girls. Still, while she’s listening to crickets and looking wistfully at a knob (door) over on Ebay I figured I better get my bottom in gear and paint something you do like. And who doesn’t like the Vin Diesel classic Pitch Black?
Like Invasion Of The Body Snatchers this is one of my all time favorite movies and I’ve gone the extra mile to make sure that this is some of the best Pitch Black artwork ever.
Now, go and show your appreciation by slapping a bloody bid on Simone Simon!