“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Phantom Unmasking Scene

£30.00

The snow was really piling up when I painted this which was great because it’s kept all the Sunday visitors away. Mind you, I’m an ignorant sod who sneaks off to his studio and paints even when visitors do arrive. What’s worrying though, is that nobody seems to notice; I’m starting to feel a bit like the guy who doesn’t know he’s dead in The Sixth Sense!