“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Phantom Of The Opera 1943


I’ve got to admit that I’m not a huge fan of the Phantom films, or even that poxy musical that I wound up being dragged to. I do however, have a really good customer who loves the whole trilogy, even the excrutiating Hammer Films one, so I wind knocking him out a Phantom of The Opera every two years or so. This one, I think, is the best of the bunch and as I won’t have to paint anymore of ’em it’s a good one to sign off with. Mind you, I’m assuming no vicious %&$* has come along and made another one. They haven’t, have they???!!!!