“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Paul Blaisdell


I don’t mind telling you guys that this XXXXer took XXXXing ages to do! I pride myself on being one of the faster illustrators out there but after 5 days on this I was about ready to pass out in my palette. Unlike many of my horror painting peers who struggle to render pretty women but whizz through the monsters, I find creating critters about as much fun as sticking my face in a fan. It becomes even tougher when said critters are a bunch of cheesy looking knock offs with one expression!