“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Neve Campbell

£30.00

This is about as close to a Jack Vettriano style painting as I get so I’m hoping to sell the original for the sort of prices Jack commands! OK, £740,000 might be a little bit optimistic for a tacky exploitive artist but c’mon, wouldn’t you rather have Neve Campbell hanging on your wall than a bunch of ponces dancing on the sand? Of course you would!