“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Neve Campbell


This is about as close to a Jack Vettriano style painting as I get so I’m hoping to sell the original for the sort of prices Jack commands! OK, £740,000 might be a little bit optimistic for a tacky exploitive artist but c’mon, wouldn’t you rather have Neve Campbell hanging on your wall than a bunch of ponces dancing on the sand? Of course you would!