“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



How Bobbie Bresee didn’t make it as a major Scream Queen is a total mystery. She might not have been Dame Judi Dench but she could act, had a body to die for and was quite happy to let it all hang  out when necessary; sometimes even when it wasn’t necessary! Mind you, appearing in three of the worst horror movies ever (Goulies, Evil Spawn and Mausoleum) probably didn’t help her chances too much but on the plus side she’s soon to be immortalized in my sensational (!) Dark Side column ‘Melton’s Meltdown! Big Whoop!